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When girls
drink too much............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our
purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and
wiggling
our butt while
yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've
suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe
we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we
now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four
hours ago
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that
we love them sooooo much.
6. We get extremely
excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my
god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to
the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and
become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we
believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we
can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but
our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11.
We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12.
We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're
having problems walking straight.
Send this along to all the girls
you know who like to have fun. Make them laugh at themselves ...
Like you probably did....sadly, many are true!!
-authour
unknown
If
you can't be a good example...then you'll just have to
be
a horrible warning!!!!!
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